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Monthly Archives: August 2005

Malignant Involvism

I think I have acute on chronic involvism.
This is an (as yet) undescribed illness where the afflicted person is forever involving themselves in things potentially to the deteriment of other things they are involved in.
At present I have an acute exacerbation (hence acute on chronic).
In this case, I am running the risk of being [...]

Pop Goes The Bebbes

Three catches in one night. Much happiness. The smell of clotting blood and placenta mixed with meconium and maternal faecal matter is difficult to remove from one’s nostrils even after having showered.
But that makes four. Yay. Quota achieved.
Am strangely serene and calm given it’s five weeks until certain doom. It’s [...]

Pubic Tim Tams

I go to great lengths to avoid having to study. I am always on the lookout for new and interesting procrastinatory exercises.
This week’s procrastination includes: open mic, med revue rehearsals x2, and attending two starkly different theatrical productions.
Wednesday presented an opportune time to see Dead White Males (by David Williamson) at The Arts. [...]

The Chancre of My Entertainment Career

I am not sure whether this is the zenith or the nadir of my entertainment ‘career’ (I use that term in the loosest possible way…so loose it might even slip off unexpectedly), but today I found out I get to sing a solo verse about syphillus in the ‘Sexually Transmitted Diseases Medley’ in the [...]

Julz’s Epicurian Pear-Shaped Adventure

Happy Birthday Mickus. You old fart. (pity I am older)
To help drag Mickus kicking and screaming into his 27th year Julz (yes the one in Interesting Times) cooked up a veritable feast for all and sundry to enjoy….not sure who fits in the ‘all’ category and who fits into the ’sundry’ category, but [...]

The First Rock

Last night was my first full blown “foetal position rocking back and forth holy fuck I am so fucked it’s so beyond being not funny it’s funny” moment. Didn’t sleep all last night with worry. I was deluged in self-pity. (That is such a funky way of describing things…I can picture [...]

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