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Pop Goes The Bebbes

Three catches in one night. Much happiness. The smell of clotting blood and placenta mixed with meconium and maternal faecal matter is difficult to remove from one’s nostrils even after having showered.
But that makes four. Yay. Quota achieved.
Am strangely serene and calm given it’s five weeks until certain doom. It’s [...]

The Chancre of My Entertainment Career

I am not sure whether this is the zenith or the nadir of my entertainment ‘career’ (I use that term in the loosest possible way…so loose it might even slip off unexpectedly), but today I found out I get to sing a solo verse about syphillus in the ‘Sexually Transmitted Diseases Medley’ in the [...]

The First Rock

Last night was my first full blown “foetal position rocking back and forth holy fuck I am so fucked it’s so beyond being not funny it’s funny” moment. Didn’t sleep all last night with worry. I was deluged in self-pity. (That is such a funky way of describing things…I can picture [...]

As Frosty as a Bastard….who’s got frost on him….

…where the air is clear as crystal and the bright stars fairly blaze… (Hat tip to AB Paterson and his marvellous poem “The Man From Snowy River”.)
What a simply marvellous weekend.
Glen, Tash, Astley, Kristina and I went camping at Giraween this weekend.
It was cold!…5 degree celsius upon our 7pm arrival at the [...]

PAH!

It’s official… I am off to Princess Alexandra next year. Offers came out today and I have accepted….for better or for worse.
Assuming that is… I pass. Which is a big assumption at present.
Kind of good to have a definite job for next year (not that there was any doubt about having one)….but to [...]

An Evening of Sucking

**Disturbing Content Warning**

Bouncing Baby Booners

You know you are in the booners when a kangaroo hops across the road when you are coming home from uni at 4am (yes…that’s AM).
You know you’re in the booners when the expectant father’s mother is apparently drunk and potentially doped out in the delivery room
You know you’re in the booners when there are baby [...]

Wherefore Art Thou Delicious Slumber?

It is a tragedy to assume that life has to be as it is…
I saw the above quote today….of all places…on one of those noticeboards that churches and schools have to attract the attention of passers by. Normally I find most of the propaganda on boards like that uninteresting or cringeworthy (not being particularly [...]

A Cacophony of Claptrap

So many things I want to comment on today…. so this is a bit of a mongrel of a post… a mix of bits and pieces…. a bitser post.
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Firstly…. a change to the appearance of the site…. I’m now using technorati tags to categorise posts on this site. What does this [...]

Grrrr Cannulas

Stupid fucking piece of shit veins! Who needs them! Bastard pieces of crap.
Okay I’m a tad tense (due to sleep deprivation among other things).
The last few months have not been good for my positive cannula count. In fact… I think I had almost gone cannula negative. Don’t know why. I [...]

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